As part of our Humor Code project, Joel Warner and I asked a couple of NBA knowledgeable comedians the question:
A glimpse at the exchange:
Joel Warner: First question: Who’s on your all-time funniest-player short list, and why?
Alonzo Bodden: Charles Barkley, for his openness while playing and his analysis in retirement. From his “I Am Not a Role Model” campaign to him saying a team sucks when we know it sucks but no one else will say it.
Kenny Smith for being the only person who can shut Charles up.
Blake Griffin for his Kia commercials.
John Salley was funny on The Best Damn Sports Show Period and was man enough to actually do a bit of stand-up.
Rick Fox for his hair.
Blake Griffin for his Kia commercials, his Twitter feed, and his interviews.
Peter McGraw: I am surprised that Jalen Rose was omitted. He has great stories, including the time he stole Patrick Ewing’s TV.
5. Kevin Love (Forward, Minnesota Timberwolves). His awkward handshake.
4. Jalen Rose (Guard, Retired). As I mention above, his story about stealing Patrick Ewing’s TV, and other stories.
3. Shaquille O’Neill (Center, Retired) Besides his dedication to studying humor, he is highly quotable:
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, and wear Reebok.
2. Charles Barkley (Forward, Retired). His quotes are better than Shaq’s:
These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
Bonus: NBA’s Least Funny Players
Michael Jordan (Guard, Retired): Incredibly competitive. Punched Steve Kerr.
Kobe Bryant (Guard, Los Angeles Lakers): Anyone who nicknames himself The Black Mamba takes life seriously.
Metta World Peace (aka Ron Artest; Forward, Los Angeles Lakers): A career defining moment: Malice at the Palace.
Bill Russell (Center, Retired): Played with a rage.