Flash post: How would you sell this rubber chicken?

Kit, co-owner of the Boulder cafe Atlas Purveyors (@atlaspurveyors), is helping me run an experiment. We want to sell this rubber chicken:

How would you do it? Tell us:

____ Lower the price (e.g., only $.50)

____ Raise the price (e.g., only $5)

____ Make it scarce (e.g., last one!)

____ Highlight its benefits (e.g., great stocking stuffer!)

____ Other: _______________

Let us know (@PeterMcGraw or @kitzelLG).

UPDATE: New promotion!